I'll never catch up.

22nd March 2014

Photo reblogged from Medium Aevum with 4,095 notes

mediumaevum:

After 90 Years, JRR Tolkien’s Translation of Beowulf Will Finally Get Published
Before he was a fantasy author, JRR Tolkien was an incredibly gifted linguist with a focus on early Old English and Norse. Now, we’ll get to see more of his translation work first hand, because his version of the 10th century epic poem Beowulf will soon be available.
Read on
The Guardian
Official Book Page
image (x)

Does it contain a hundred-page description of Grendel’s last conversation with his mother?

mediumaevum:

After 90 Years, JRR Tolkien’s Translation of Beowulf Will Finally Get Published

Before he was a fantasy author, JRR Tolkien was an incredibly gifted linguist with a focus on early Old English and Norse. Now, we’ll get to see more of his translation work first hand, because his version of the 10th century epic poem Beowulf will soon be available.

Read on

The Guardian

Official Book Page

image (x)

Does it contain a hundred-page description of Grendel’s last conversation with his mother?

Tagged: tolkienbeowulftranslation

21st March 2014

Photoset reblogged from 88 Floors - No Elevators with 77,052 notes

88floors:

Joseph Begley lights up rooms in a cheeky way with ‘Slap It’

A quick pinch or squeeze of the ‘slap it’ lamp by London-based designer Joseph Begley brightens up rooms with its warm glow. made from realistic feeling silicone, the cheeky light responds to pressure sensors when it is touched, directly turning it on or off.

Somehow, I can’t look at these without thinking that Tina Belcher would be in her glory.

Tagged: artlampsbutts

19th March 2014

Photo reblogged from The Junction Between with 2 notes

"You brother still lives in the same house till one day his girlfriend $takes$ your room
He asks ? Why do you like that room She says because we can have sex in it he says No cause he want to leave everything the way it is”

"You brother still lives in the same house till one day his girlfriend $takes$ your room
He asks ? Why do you like that room She says because we can have sex in it he says No cause he want to leave everything the way it is”

Tagged: foundnotefamily

18th March 2014

Chat reblogged from Unavoidably detained by the world... with 215,749 notes

  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • australians: i drove for nine hours now i'm nine hours away from home no one is here the streets are empty #how did this happen where has civilisation gone i am alone in the universe oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

Source: russiarussiarussia

18th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Tunnel Snakes Rule with 157,013 notes

stand-up-comic-gifs:

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

Source: stand-up-comic-gifs

17th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from Red No. 3 with 208,005 notes

spellthief:

If I’m able to, then perhaps I’ll be closer to portraying a true expression of love.

          -Hayao Miyazaki (x)

Source: spellthief

15th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Bruce From Chubstr with 287 notes

Tagged: irrational clothing lustzoom in on my empty wallet

Source: hypebeast

14th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Medium Aevum with 351 notes

mediumaevum:

For anon:
Medieval Pork π
Tak fayre porke y-broylid, & grynd it smal with yolkys of Eyroun; than take Pepir, Gyngere, & grynd it smal, & melle it with-al, & a lytel hony, & floryssche thin cofyns with-ynne & with-owte, & hele hem with thin ledys, & late hem bake, & serue forth. 
Ingredients:
1 9″ pie shell with lid
1 1/2  ground pork
1/2 tsp. salt
6 egg yolks
2 tsp. ginger
1/4 tsp. pepper
1/3 cup honey
1/2 cup currants
1/2 cup chopped dates
Brown the pork over medium heat.  Let cool slightly, and mix well with all the other ingredients – The filling should be very moist. Place mixture in pie shell & add lid. Fold top dough under and pinch edges shut.  Cut decorative steam holes in the top of the pastry, and bake at 375° F for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until a golden brown.

Happy pi(e) day!

mediumaevum:

For anon:

Medieval Pork π

Tak fayre porke y-broylid, & grynd it smal with yolkys of Eyroun; than take Pepir, Gyngere, & grynd it smal, & melle it with-al, & a lytel hony, & floryssche thin cofyns with-ynne & with-owte, & hele hem with thin ledys, & late hem bake, & serue forth. 

Ingredients:

  • 1 9″ pie shell with lid
  • 1 1/2  ground pork
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 6 egg yolks
  • 2 tsp. ginger
  • 1/4 tsp. pepper
  • 1/3 cup honey
  • 1/2 cup currants
  • 1/2 cup chopped dates

Brown the pork over medium heat.  Let cool slightly, and mix well with all the other ingredients – The filling should be very moist. Place mixture in pie shell & add lid. Fold top dough under and pinch edges shut.  Cut decorative steam holes in the top of the pastry, and bake at 375° F for 45 minutes to 1 hour, or until a golden brown.

Happy pi(e) day!

Tagged: piepork piemedievalpi day

14th March 2014

Photoset reblogged from The adventures of Arfa the Bear with 32,958 notes

alibuttons:

queerbeards-snapbacks-n-tattoos:

Beard: (bērd) n. A growth of hair on the face, useful for ornamentation and storing things.

Tagged: beardsbeards are funplastic dinosaurs are also fun

Source: moarrrmagazine

13th March 2014

Photo reblogged from Red No. 3 with 1,108 notes

red3blog:

bankuei:

elisaddiq:

artisansoulleader:

Pussy posse

Its a great day to fuck shit up

My crew do big things.


My dash needs some cats. So why not some cats who look ready to fuck some shit up?

These cats mean business.

red3blog:

bankuei:

elisaddiq:

artisansoulleader:

Pussy posse

Its a great day to fuck shit up

My crew do big things.

My dash needs some cats. So why not some cats who look ready to fuck some shit up?

These cats mean business.

Tagged: cats

Source: yagmurtopcular